Mutiny at sea

Tonight I go to my first boat dance!  It's a cruise ship turned dance club.  I'm excited for the experience.  Excited to be dressed in costume!  Not so excited to be stuck in a potentially awful dance-type situation until 2am with no option to leave early.  Especially because of my silly little habit of hyperventilating in overly crowded and loud places.  Ah well.  If I have to be rescued by the coast guard and taken to the hospital, at least I will be dressed like a pirate.